Sunday, 28 September 2008

Pen 56!



Saturday morning, the alarm went off and with a quick squint out of the window to see what the weather held in store we were on the starting blocks and away with the front runners. Straight down the A488 through Bishops Castle, Clun and Knighton heading for a farm on the hillside above Llandrindod Wells to a farm sale. As we drove along, the mist that lay in the valleys was rising under the warmth of the sun; already tractors were out ploughing silhouetted against the bright light. As we clattered around the narrow streets in the little towns, an empty livestock trailer clatters like the very devil on a quiet morning, old men were walking back from newsagents shops with the daily papers neatly folded, neatly folded white paper bags hiding delectable treats for later and the obligatory old dogs on leads tottering along with resigned expressions on their grey faces.

We followed the signs up into the mist after leaving Penybont and climbed into the hills, we couldn't actually see them but just knew that they were out there somewhere. We parked in amongst a whole field of Landrovers and Ifor Williams trailers, 4x4's of every size and breed and cattle lorries. Well you dont go to a farm sale without the means to bring something home do you? The mist was really cold and heavy as we walked up to the farm, it was collars up and where's my gloves as I pushed young Toby in his pushchair across the bumpy grassy ruts and wished desperately I had worn wellies.

Within minutes the sun had disposed of the mist and I was amazed at the glorious view of the hills which make up the Radnor forest. Red kites swirled overhead, such majestic birds. I was able to watch a family of them for most of the day which was indeed a treat. They mewed to each other as they rose and drifted on the thermals - the youngsters definitely shouting 'quick look at me, look at me, look what I can do' just as youngsters do.

While the shepherd wandered with shepherd's little helper around the machinery and piles of rusty iron and useless bits of tat that always get lugged into a farm sale I sat on a draw bar of an imposing blue trailer in the sun and people watched. By this time all the fleeces were tied round middles, it just got hotter and hotter. Fresh faced girls with bouncy pony tails went by following the farm lads in their best boiler suits. Those that had come for the social occasion found friends and dutifully discussed the weather and other friends with intense expresssions and a lot of 'ooooo's' and 'ahhhhhhhh's', 'he never' and 'oh but he did'...new babies were peeped at and the growth rate of toddlers admired.

We ate our picnic on a flat trailer in the sun, Toby was totally confused because he hadn't got a plate to eat his sandwiches off - how remiss a grandma can be on a Saturday? He could not put the sandwiches down so had to hold them all squashed in chubby hands and manage as best he could while grandma laughed her socks off at his efforts! Thank goodness for wet wipes.

The shepherd had spotted some sheep he fancied and so we trailed up the field after him in the midday sun. Toby was in and out of all the pens outstretched hands to each and every one of the thousand sheep trying to make friends with just one. We plonked him in an empty pen - no 56 - just to keep him under control for five minutes but he soon worked out the escape route.

As the shepherd waited for the pen of his choice to go under the hammer I took the tiring Toby up onto the road in his chariot to get some respite from the searing heat and we wandered backwards and forwards under the shady trees, Toby dozed and I got myself chatted up by a couple of gnarled old famers who were also taking advantage of the trees to get some shade. One old farmer smiled winningly showing his two teeth and was indeed quite open with his conversation, ' You aren't from round here are you?' 'Is that yorn babby?' (not bad really in the same week as I was charged OAP rates to go into the cinema) 'Is yer husband alive?' (he wont be if he bids more than £40 for those sheep!) Whilst the other one did have a bit more finesse and a few more teeth......

He bought the sheep. We loaded them up and were back on our way to Shropshire with a sleeping Toby before I was whisked away by a two toothed Wesh farmer looking for a wife/housekeeper/shepherdess. We delivered the sheep to the fields, duly wormed, marked and tagged and then it was off to deliver Toby back home- filthy and clutching an eccles cake with grim determination desperate to find a plate - civilisation -plates- what a relief, bless him! I bet he slept well last night, I know I did!


Sunday, 14 September 2008

Just a quiet, ordinary sort of weekend.........


You mean that not everybody is woken by the sound of deep breathing coming from OUTSIDE the bedroom window at about 2am on a Saturday morning? A retching scrawking sound seems to relieve it for a while and then it starts again, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze. 'Oh for goodness sake cough properly or sod off!' I shout from under my duvet. No good, I am too awake, so I pad across to look down onto the top of the bay window below and there he is - my asthmatic owl!

We have noticed owl pellets on the top of the bay window a number of times and he is often there on fine nights wheezing away, but Friday night had been a night of disharmony in the owl population in the woods around us, the noise was unbelievable, meanwhile he sat there gasping away as though he had been a forty woodbine a day kinda owl!

By 6am I was up again to chase sheep round a field, as you do first thing on a beautiful Saturday morning. The lambs were sold and heading off to Wales by 10:30am. The Nationwide shareholders can sleep easy in their beds for a couple of days knowing that our sheep account looks a lot healthier than it has done for a long time.

I left the shepherds repairing fences in the sunshine and went off for another walk around Attingham Park. I collected a friend and grandson Toby on the way. Needless to say when I picked Toby up he was immaculate. Ha! we can soon alter that... as he fell headlong on the soft soil along the woodland path ....about six times! Then add an ice cream on a stick...yesssssssssss! Then hand him back to his dad, 'All yours to scrub clean...byeeeeeeee!' I am indeed a very naughty nanny ....tee hee!

The walled garden was bakingly hot in the sunshine and the colours of the cutting garden so vivid.

Home, to actually eat outside as dusk fell, the birds sang in the trees, especially a very voluble robin and big furry moths crashed around in the buddleia as though they were lager louts on a foreign holiday. I wonder what happens to them in all this bad weather we have had?...(moths not lager louts!)


Sunday - misty morning, cobwebs on all the hedges, heck this really IS Autumn. After a quick dash to Church to read the lesson on Holy Cross Day I came back down the lane to meet our neighbour who was setting out to an airfield in North Shropshire for a plane ride. Back at a street party in June he had one of those birthday's with noughts on and we had all clubbed together to buy him something to remember as a treat. He assured me that at 12:45 he would indeed be looking down to see what we get up to.


Cue mischief! Right... so between naughty neighbour and naughty nanny we gather towels, rugs, dog beds, kids dogs and husbands with binoculars into the field. We lay out a huge cross and wait for a plane to emerge from the North East. We waved at the big silver ones leaving vapour trails on their way South but they were a bit high really. Then out of the cloud drones this little white plane. Hysteria broke out. We waved sheets, we danced around the cross, the kids all screamed themselves hoarse. It disappeared heading South but by then we were all totally hyper. So we went and tarted up his garden for his return. The final touch being filling up an old hip bath he is renovating with water and floating some bath toys in it. The notice on the tied up gate read - 'sorry we missed you but we had a great party....'


We could hear the shriek when he returned but the laugh was on us...the flight had been cancelled due to low cloud at airfield! So who the hell had we been waving at? Goodness knows but out there somewhere is a very bemused pilot who could not have failed to notice a little band of hysterical savages on a wooded hillside in South Shropshire....oooooops!


Just a normal sort of weekend in the country...............it was the sun wot did it!